If you aren't reading Gates of Vienna at least several times a week, you really are missing out. Its authors, fellows of some vaguely Norse provenance as far as I can tell, wander about in a sort of Parsifalian head trip, forever seeking to reclaim the lost, ahem, spear of Western cultural virility, as it were. This is plainly the target audience for a film like Beowulf, although their principle enemy, something called "PC Multiculturalism," has munched on a few fewer Danes or Geats or whatever than old Grendel. GoV's offerings combine all the best elements of race-paranoia, sexual inadequacy (fertility and birth rates are favorite themes), and English-as-a-second-language prose. For instance:
Thinking about this news report [that a Dutch warship will participate in anti-piracy activities around the Horn of Africa], it seems to me that Denmark is evolving into part of the Anglosphere. It must be all that Danish DNA that was inserted into the English gene pool before there ever was an England. So Australia is overtaken by the greenies for the moment, but Denmark is leaving the port to take care of the pirates, just as the U.S. did in her very beginnings.Perhaps you're thinking that's awfully bad geography. You're missing the point, gentlemen. The grail isn't a thing, man, it's, like, a state of mind.
The shores of Tripoli beckon once more and good strong men answer the call.