Friday, February 04, 2011

Foodie Friday: Pie

Someone asked for a dessert recipe, but the truth is that I rarely make dessert. I am so much of a fronch fag that I usually make do with a slice of cheese or a piece of fruit or just another glass of wine. But on occasion I do make a little something sweet, and this may be the best, easiest tarte you can make: a little sweet, quite salty, and topped with the sour note of homemade crème fraîche. You'll need:

for the filling

3 large, soft, sweet pears (like Anjou), peeled, cored, and cubed
3 large, crisp, firm apples (like Fuji), peeled, cored, and cubed
1 cup raw sugar
1 stick sweet cream unsalted butter
zest of 1 lemon

for the crust

1 cup AP unbleached flour
1 cup pastry flour
2 sticks chilled butter, diced
about 1 tbspn sea salt
1 cup raw whole almonds
1 tbspn extra virgin olive oil

for the crème fraîche

1 cup buttermilk
1 cup heavy cream
1/2 cup active culture plain whole milk yogurt

The crème will take a whole day to make, so start it in the morning. This staggeringly complex recipe requires that you combine the ingredients, mix for a couple seconds, and then let it sit at room temperature for 6-8 hours.

To make the filling, melt the butter in a heavy sauce pan. When just bubbling, add the sugar and stir well. You are not making a caramel here; you just want the sugar and butter to warm and brown together for a few minutes. At that point, add the apples, pears, and lemon zest, stir together well and let cook over a low heat for about an hour.

Remove the fruit from the pan with a slotted spoon and fill the bottom of a ceramic pan leaving perhaps a half inch of depth for the crust.

To make the crust, first pulse the almonds in a food processor, then add the flour butter, salt, and oil. Pulse again until the butter is evenly distributed. Pour the loose mixture out of the food processor into a bowl and begin squeezing it together in your fists. It will form a clumpy, crumbly mixture, almost like a fine gravel. Spread this mixture evenly over your fruit until the filling is totally covered. Bake in a 400 degree oven until golden brown on top. Serve warm drizzled with the crème fraîche.

12 comments:

la Rana said...

fucking pie eaters

ts said...

Will this be the victory pie?

Go Steelers! Whup those cheese-heads!

Phil said...

Isn't this a crumble rather than a pie?

Soj said...

hey what's the fat content on that "heavy cream"? I havent lived in USA for a while so I can't remember what constitutes "heavy" there. Is it 18 or 24%?

IOZ said...

"whipping cream"

Anonymous said...

monday it will be humble pie you're eating you and all the residents of le pays du ketchup

dah_sab said...

I'm frightened.

Urban Dictionary: fronch

to insert three or more fingers into another person's anus

Michael Smith said...

I did the same lookup and decided that I was probably barking up the wrong, uh, tree. Surely Monseigneur meant something different? Although of course you never really know what other people get up to....

Aeolus said...

Fairly certain IOZ is actually Hosni Mubarak

what the Tee Vee taught said...

What the hell is going on here? I'm looking for a pie recipe, and I end up feeling compelled to explain what should be obvious and everyday... certainly not frightening or cause for "I'm sure he meant something else":

1 finger for rousing, stirring, exciting.

2 fingers is for persuasion, a stepping stone to finger number three.

3 fingers, no commentary needed, right? We're having fun.

4... well, an obvious issue: the index, middle and ring are all fairly close in length... but the pinkie, sort of problematic... tell em', IOZ.

la Rana said...

Well gay, sure, but a sodomite? Lulz

Laurence said...

It can't truly work, I think this way.
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